Late Afternoon Crumbs

FINALLY! The video of Steven Slater's "I Quit This Bitch" slide to beautiful freedom! Too bad it's not as magical as it could be. I blame that shit blocking the camera. - NBC New York
Stephanie Miller comes out as a gayelle!- SheWired
RPattz and Kristen Stewart aaaaaaalmost kissing! Does this mean we're all going to drown in Twihard panty cream soon? - Popsugar
Brit Brit giving us "fresh trailer park flower running to the WIC office before they close" - Lainey Gossip
Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss might have quit each other - Life & Style
I read this headline as "Kelly LeBrock in Playboy" and it got me excited for a quick second - Egotastic!
And here's Hilary Swank in a two-piece. Since she gets nominated for sneezing, the Academy will probably find a way to give her an Oscar for this - The Superficial
All about Steven Slater - Towleroad
Wino takes her drunk baby head titties out for a walk in London - Hollywood Tuna
Christina Hendricks' DayGlo chichis in GQ (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
White Oprah is just...um...I don't even know anymore - Celebitchy
I don't hate any of these animals either - The Chive
The sight of a shirtless George Clooney isn't what it used to be, but I still would - Popsugar
When are we going to see Ke$hit and John Travolta in the same room, because I'm still not convinced that they aren't the same person - Moe Jackson
Michael Lohan thinks White Oprah needs rehab. The truth is, we all need rehab from the Lohans. They can stay out here. - I'm Not Obsessed
Chuck Bass looking like a sour peach Creamsicle - Hollywood Rag
In "This Hasn't Happened Yet?" News: Miley Cyrus wants to get a titty job - ICYDK
Own the house where Harvey Price told Peter Andre to FUCK OFF - Holy Moly!
This Corgi knows how to belly flop (not a Snooki post) - Cityrag
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