Here's former hongray meth head Jeremy Jackson (better known as Hobie from Baywatch) flexing his bulge and giving a "Yes, I just dropped a roofie in your drink" smirk at a biathlon in Hawaii over the weekend. Jeremy was joined by Bachelor Jake (in the pictures below) who was sad to find out that a "biathlon" isn't an all you can eat poon and peen orgy. Poor Jake had to leave the lube and double-sided-dildos in the trunk of his rental car.
And even though Jeremy most likely suffers from a case of chronic meth dick, I still would. It takes a patient no-no, but meth dick can work for you. When it passes out mid-thrust, just slap it against your nalgas a few times to wake it up again. You might have to do this several times. Meth dick is like the Rusty of penises.
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