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64 Percent of Young Women Would Release a Sex Tape to Get Ahead

Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

According to a survey of Generation Y users of the dating website Can Do Better, 64 percent of women would release a sex tape if it would help advance their careers.

The survey found that 45 percent of women also answered that they would sleep with their professor to pass a college class. (Meanwhile, a relatively paltry 42 percent of men would pull a "Kardashian.") The amoral behavior wasn't just reserved for sex acts: 36 percent of women replied they would blackmail a co-worker or a boss to get ahead.

Here's where we have to be killjoys and remind you that even though those numbers are based on a large sample set of 2,800 people, we can only be sure they are representative of members of the dating site that conducted the survey.

So, for all you aspiring Ray J's out there, Can Do Better may be the place for you to find a video-ready partner. ...Jeff Gordon Ronaldinho Shaquille ONeal Judge Judy Sheindlin

Twist Ending

Written 2010-08-30 13:00:00
by AmazingSuperPowers

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Troy Polamalu's Precious Locks Insured For $1 Million

Troy Polamalu's hair is a fantastical follicle wonderland where the souls of dead weaves go to bathe in bliss for the rest of their days, so it's no surprise that the shampoo company he's the spokesperson for would take out a $1 million insurance police to ensure that nothings happens to it. Troy's lion mane in all its glory makes Diana Ross look like a candidate for Rogaine, so his shit is priceless if you ask me. And he looks like a damn shiny happy hair flower who sprouted out of one of Chaka Khan's scalp pores, so that has to count for more.
People reports that Head & Shoulders has covered their spokerperson's double hair waterfall with a halo of protection by buying an insurance policy from Lloyds of London. Head & Shoulders said in a statement that Troy's "hair is so thick that, end to end, it spans 1,100 football fields and can hold approximately 24,062 pounds." Troy, who is the safety for the Pittsburgh Steelers, hasn't touched his locks with a pair of scissors for 7 years.
Troy added, ?It?s like J.Lo?s insured butt! Head & Shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable.?
Head & Shoulders should do more than just insure Troy's hair! They should force him to sleep in a basement under a basement surrounded by Kelly Rowland CDs and a dozen Michelle Williams scarecrows. Yup, you know Beyonce is lurking around the corner just waiting for the perfect moment to cut, snatch and run off with a giant piece of Troy's hair to add to her collection. I mean, she probably got off just from reading his hair's measurement.
May the Lion Queen of Camerooooon, Chantal Biya, bless the spiral fantasy on Troy's head with protection.
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The 7 Types of Parents You See on Move In Day

Oh look, dear. The room comes with a cork board. How quaint. It would be better if these walls weren't made of cinder block so you could hang up that Matisse print, but I suppose this will do. I mean, you'd think for the price we're paying that you could get a little parquet flooring, but alright. Do you need anything else? Ok, we're going to stand in the way of other people while you unpack without our help. We'll take a couple brief strolls down the hall to turn our noses up at the Bob Marley poster that unkempt boy is hanging in 12C. When you invite him to our home for Thanksgiving, we'll still only refer to him as "That Boy With the Long Hair."We're so proud of you, honey. I would say I'm prouder, as illustrated by the fact that I'm paying your tuition, but that's neither here nor there. Haha! I'm so glad we could be together for your big day. We get to be tense and make everyone else on the floor really uncomfortable. It would have been better if we had taken separate cars so we wouldn't have to drive home together, but haha! No, I'm not making digs at your parenting style. If you think I'm such a bad parent, then why don't you just pay her tuition yourself. FINE! I'm going to storm off and leave you guys embarrassed, but oddly not embarrassed enough, while everyone else tries to avert his or her eyes. Good luck assembling that f*cking lamp yourselves! Hi! Hi! Meet our child. Isn't this exciting? Oh, what lovely wall-to-wall carpeting! Have you met our child yet? This is going to be so much fun! We're going to be so effusively friendly to everyone on the floor that they won't be able to help feeling happier and more comfortable about this new stage of their lives. Unfortunately our child is going to be a huge sourpuss all day and he'll be endlessly needy all year. No one should go out drinking with this young man or they'll end up carrying him home! Ah, we love him anyway. We love everyone! What a lovely duvet you have! Have you met our child yet?












Written 2010-08-30 18:00:00
by Susanna Wolff
from Columbia University
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Survivor Host Jeff Probst Wrecks Zack Morris' Marriage!

When Saved By The Bell alum Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife of 13 years, Lisa Ann Russell, announced their separation and - ultimately - divorce earlier this summer, a rep for the actor said, "They have been separated for a couple of months. There is no third party involved. They are working on their marriage." [...]M. Night Shyamalan Marisa Tomei Nicola Peltz Shannon Tweed

JoBros and friends hit the courts

Grass or clay? That's right ? we're talking tennis! Tomorrow, the Jonas Brothers along with Demi Lovato, David Archuleta, Shontelle, and Nick Cannon will all be participating in Arthur Ashe Kids' Day (AAKD) ? celebrating the ideals of humanitarianism and leadership through some games of tennis.
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The Worried Side-Eye Of Impending Doom

If that isn't a "Damn, is he checking out my possible replacement?" look, then I don't know what is. Backstage at the Emmys last night, Elisabetta Canalis threw the same side-eye Sarah Larson probably gave right before George Clooney's assistant dropped a pink slip and an empty cardboard box into her lap. The photo bomber in the back feels the tension.
That side-eye is the final snooze in the "Your Time With George Clooney Is Ending" alarm. That is Elisabetta's cue to gather up all the juicy shit she has on George (examples: strap-ons covered with his ass dust, the framed photo of Brad Pitt he keeps on his vanity, etc...) to use against him when he tries to evict her from his life without a cut of his Facts of Life royalties!
Oh, my finger tips are covered in bitterness as usual. This isn't going to happen to Elisabetta. I mean, it's obvious that they're happier than a wet pussy (see last thumbnail)! Well, at least he looks happy.
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the Emmys, as always, were a baffling mess

The Hollywood Reporter says the ratings for last nights Emmy Awards were just slightly higher than last year (a 10.0 in 2009, a 10.1 for 2010) which proves that people will watch anything because that show never makes any god damn sense. First of all, everyone always looks like hell. January Jones [...]Robert Redford Tom Hanks Taylor Lautner David Suchet

Kanye West Collaborates With Jay-Z And Others On EP

Kanye West continues to move forward with his fan-centric attitude, and we continue to like it!
Last Friday night, Kanye announced via twitter his upcoming collaboration with Jay-Z:
?Me and jay bout to drop a 5 song album called ?Watch The Throne.?
On the same day as his announcement, Kanye also dropped one of the tracks from the [...]Tom Clancy Rachael Ray Cate Blanchett Heidi Klum

6 Videogame Crossovers We'd Love to See

Written 2010-08-30 16:00:00
by Dorkly

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Pwn My Life: Issue #23

Girl, you so fine.Ever had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Dorkly.com, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail. I bought the Blu-Ray edition of Halo Legends the day it came out, even though I don't own a Blu-Ray player.-SilvianI tricked my Highschool committee to play Nobuo Uematsu's Main Theme From Final Fantasy during our graduation ceremony by telling them it was a lesser known piece by Pachelbel.-AnonymousAt work, I frequently go to the bathroom to see if my Pokemon trades went through at the global trade station.-OmairI get just as excited when my boyfriend gives me jewelry in WoW as I do when he gives me jewelry IRL.-Loraine












Written 2010-08-24 16:00:00
by Kevin Corrigan
from Rowan University
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Fantasia Locked Herself in Bedroom for Days Prior to Suicide Attempt

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Quote of the day: Jason Mraz

Jason Mraz is blowing up on our celeb-gone-good radar. This guy is just having a great year! Last week, the singer was honored by the Surf Industry Manufacturers Association (SIMA) as its 2010 Humanitarian of the Year for his ongoing work supporting the Life Rolls On charity. Check out what he had to say in a recent interview...
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Kate Gosselin and Her Bodyguard: What Happened In The Basement!

Jon Gosselin is penning an explosive, no-holds-barred tell-all which will expose the truth about Kate and Steve's relationship. "Kate knows Jon has a ton of dirty laundry on her," explains a source.Vanessa Hudgens Ken Olin Paige Hurd Kelly Preston

like nothing ever happened, part 3

And after her meetings in Santa Monica, I guess Lindsay changed clothes and went to the gas station. And, umm? holy shit. I can?t even remember why I was mad at her. Something wonderful happens whenever she puts on a tight shirt that shows off her huge tits, she just comes [...]Dr. Phil McGraw Tom Cruise Jay Leno Sean Diddy Combs

RiRi's Infinityhead vs. A Curling Iron

SPOILER ALERT: The curling iron won! RiRi is still dying her hair with packets found in the bottom of a Happy Meal and recently added longer locks made from Ronald McDonald's pit follicles. Before performing Syracuse, NY last night, RiRi tried to curl her thirsty tomato mop (smells like over-microwaved Ragu), but the prism to Mars on her head got in the way! RiRi Twatted a picture of her injuries with a little joke:
New hair....new curling iron BURN......damn 5head always in the way
RiRi needs to stop being modest and embrace that she's hung on the head. If she had a measly 5head, she would not be the main wet dream girl of every size queen with a forehead fetish. Not today. Not ever.
Here's RiRi running around on stage last night looking like Ronald McDonald's cracked out second cousin who fucks for McFlurries under the golden arches.
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Parasite Hilton's Newest Edition To Her Wall Of Beauty

And here's Wonky McValtrex smiling with her eyes in her mug shot taken last night after she was busted with a (hold your tongue when you say this out loud) purse filled with a bag of the bad shit. Actually, she's not really smiling with her eyes since the wonk is in full effect in her left one. Bitch is more like smirkin' with her eyes. And don't you hate on her Toucan Sam nose! Wonks has a nose just made for scoopin' and snortin' up coke in one swoop. LiLo wishes!
Here's Wonks past mug shots for comparison:

You know her Wonks' assistant is already framing her latest mug shot to display with the others along the staircase.
UPDATE: Here's the mug shot of Wonky's boyfriend Cy Waits who was booked for DUI. Didn't anybody in that room have blotting papers or powder (not the white kind), because both of these bitches look sweatier than Tommy Girl's ass crack while watching Becks in the locker room.

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RiRi's Infinityhead vs. A Curling Iron

SPOILER ALERT: The curling iron won! RiRi is still dying her hair with packets found in the bottom of a Happy Meal and recently added longer locks made from Ronald McDonald's pit follicles. Before performing Syracuse, NY last night, RiRi tried to curl her thirsty tomato mop (smells like over-microwaved Ragu), but the prism to Mars on her head got in the way! RiRi Twatted a picture of her injuries with a little joke:
New hair....new curling iron BURN......damn 5head always in the way
RiRi needs to stop being modest and embrace that she's hung on the head. If she had a measly 5head, she would not be the main wet dream girl of every size queen with a forehead fetish. Not today. Not ever.
Here's RiRi running around on stage last night looking like Ronald McDonald's cracked out second cousin who fucks for McFlurries under the golden arches.
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Fantasia Locked Herself in Bedroom for Days Prior to Suicide Attempt

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Lil Wayne, Tennis Addict?

He needs something to keep him busy!
Lil Wayne, still serving his jail sentence, has taken time out of his busy schedule to write a hand-written letter (above) to Sports Illustrated, declaring his love for tennis and giving them his upcoming U.S. Open predictions.
And who is the rapper rooting for?
Hottie Rafael Nadal!
He writes in his letter:
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Vapid Useless Piece Of Trash Busted With Cocaine

You might want to stretch the smile muscles in your mouth you never use and clear the day to practice your "Dancing On Wonky's Fake Tears" dance from 2007, because there is a slight chance we'll get Wonky McValtrex Goes To Jail 2: Nevada Don't Play. Probably not, but you should cross your everything in hopes that shit happens.
Since Lindsay Lohan is currently the reigning queen of mess on the stroll, Wonky is desperately trying to get her corner back. CNN has poured a giant sprinkling of HAHAHAHAHAHA into my cup of coffee by reporting that Wonks and her boyfriend Cy Waits were both thrown into handcuffs in Las Vegas last night after they were caught with a bag of the powdery white shit. Las Vegas Police pulled over the Escalade Wonky was riding in, because they noticed a cloud of smoke coming out of the windows that smelled like one of Snoop Dogg's afternoon farts (hint: the smoke smelled like weed). Maybe Wonky's crotch critters were trying to send a smoke signal for help?
Wonks and Cy were both taken down to jail on suspicion of cocaine possession. The police tested Wonky's white powder by calling up Lindsay Lohan and putting a spoon full up to the receiver. LiLo's expert nose confirmed that it was cocaine.
Wonks was released without bail, because they don't believe she's a flight risk. TMZ reports that Wonks has already hired a Las Vegas lawyer. TMZ says that since Wonks was released immediately, the amount of coke she was caught with was probably a teeny tiny amount. Wonks also might try to argue that the bad shit didn't belong to her. That excuse is known by police as CODE BULLSHIT.
This is a case of whore deja vu, because the same thing happened in South Africa last month. Wonks was arrested for marijuana possession, but the cops later "determined" that it didn't belong to her so they dropped all charges.
Wonks will most likely just get a flick on one of her snatch sores as punishment, but I'm still hoping that Nevada will do the right thing by sentencing her to life in prison. That's a reasonable sentence.
Meanwhile, Mugsy is currently erasing the hotel security footage of him sneaking a bag of cokey into Wonky's handbag. Well played, Mugsy. Just make sure it's a bigger bag next time!
UPDATE: Wonks Las Vegas lawyer David Chernoff jacked out this dumb statement about her stupid ass, "Paris Hilton was released this morning on her own recognizance. This matter will be dealt with in the courts not in the media and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law. There will be no interviews and no more comments at this time." There's no need for me to rush to judgment, because judgment is already sitting on my lap. We're friends!
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Paris Hilton Adds New Mugshot To Collection!

Her latest one, after being arrested in Las Vegas for cocaine possession.
What do you think was going through her mind as that photo was taken???

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The 15 Worst Sports Movie Casting Decisions

Kurt Warner's wife wants Denzel Washington to play her husband in his biopic. Jonah Hill is cast as Paul DePodesta in the upcomingMoneyball movie. Neither of those are jokes.Let's take a look at the worst casting decisions in sports movie history.- - - - -#1 -- Gary Busey as Chet �Rocket- Steadman in Rookie of the YearGary Busey playing a washed-up superstar pitcher is only slightly more believable than casting Roger Clemens as an FBI agent who's in hot pursuit of a gang of surfing bank robbers. It's a shame, too, because everything else about this film seemed utterly plausible; we really expect more from films whose credits include the words: �Directed by Daniel Stern.-The only way Busey could conceivably throw an MLB-quality pitch would be to snort the ball and then fire it back out one of his ravaged nostrils while cackling. If he used his left nostril, we're pretty sure he could strike out Ryan Howard every time.Kurt Warner's wife wants Denzel Washington to play her husband in his biopic. Jonah Hill is cast as Paul DePodesta in the upcoming Moneyball movie. Neither of those are jokes.Let's take a look at the worst casting decisions in sports movie history.- - - - -#1 -- Gary Busey as Chet �Rocket- Steadman in Rookie of the YearGary Busey playing a washed-up superstar pitcher is only slightly more believable than casting Roger Clemens as an FBI agent who's in hot pursuit of a gang of surfing bank robbers. It's a shame, too, because everything else about this film seemed utterly plausible; we really expect more from films whose credits include the words: �Directed by Daniel Stern.-The only way Busey could conceivably throw an MLB-quality pitch would be to snort the ball and then fire it back out one of his ravaged nostrils while cackling. If he used his left nostril, we're pretty sure he could strike out Ryan Howard every time.












Written 2010-08-25 15:00:00
by Sports Pickle

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HUGE NEWS: Brian Williams Is Wearing Flat-Front Khakis!

Brad Pitt floated into New Orleans today on the giant wing of an archangel to have a conversation with NBC's Brian "It's A Huge Issue" Williams about all the homes his Make It Right Foundation is building down there. And Brian conducted the interview while wearing FLAT-FRONT KHAKIS. Those three words make every size queen perk up and lean forward.
This is huge news in more ways than one, because Brian recently flirted with all of us by alluding that he has a hard time wearing flat-front khakis due to his inflated peen situation. And here he is wearing FLAT-FRONT KHAKIS (cue: perk up and lean forward). In these pictures you can't tell if Brian is hung like a German peacock with a peen pump collection, but my guess is that he flattened it out and wrapped it around his waist to keep the attention on Brad.
Here's more of Brian and Giant Shiloh in New Orleans today.
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50 Cent had a rough night

50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan.
“I can’t believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit.”
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Weezer Designs For Hurley!

To coincide with the release of their 8th studio album Hurley, Weezer has designed a small collection of clothes for Hurley.
The nine piece range, which hits stores 4 days before their new album drops on September 14th, includes graphic tees, plaid shirts, hoodies, knit hats and a puffer jacket designed by Rivers Cuomo.
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Pwn My Life: Issue #23

Girl, you so fine.Ever had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Dorkly.com, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail. I bought the Blu-Ray edition of Halo Legends the day it came out, even though I don't own a Blu-Ray player.-SilvianI tricked my Highschool committee to play Nobuo Uematsu's Main Theme From Final Fantasy during our graduation ceremony by telling them it was a lesser known piece by Pachelbel.-AnonymousAt work, I frequently go to the bathroom to see if my Pokemon trades went through at the global trade station.-OmairI get just as excited when my boyfriend gives me jewelry in WoW as I do when he gives me jewelry IRL.-Loraine












Written 2010-08-24 16:00:00
by Kevin Corrigan
from Rowan University
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American Idol Producers Are Anti-Auto-Tune

Good for you, American Idol! Stand up for yourself!
After all of the controversy surrounding auto-tuning of contestants? voices on The X Factor, the folks at American Idol have chosen to make sure the world knows that they are NOT cool with that:
?We have never, nor would we ever, use Auto-Tuning during the `American Idol' competition.?
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The 15 Worst Sports Movie Casting Decisions

Kurt Warner's wife wants Denzel Washington to play her husband in his biopic. Jonah Hill is cast as Paul DePodesta in the upcomingMoneyball movie. Neither of those are jokes.Let's take a look at the worst casting decisions in sports movie history.- - - - -#1 -- Gary Busey as Chet �Rocket- Steadman in Rookie of the YearGary Busey playing a washed-up superstar pitcher is only slightly more believable than casting Roger Clemens as an FBI agent who's in hot pursuit of a gang of surfing bank robbers. It's a shame, too, because everything else about this film seemed utterly plausible; we really expect more from films whose credits include the words: �Directed by Daniel Stern.-The only way Busey could conceivably throw an MLB-quality pitch would be to snort the ball and then fire it back out one of his ravaged nostrils while cackling. If he used his left nostril, we're pretty sure he could strike out Ryan Howard every time.Kurt Warner's wife wants Denzel Washington to play her husband in his biopic. Jonah Hill is cast as Paul DePodesta in the upcoming Moneyball movie. Neither of those are jokes.Let's take a look at the worst casting decisions in sports movie history.- - - - -#1 -- Gary Busey as Chet �Rocket- Steadman in Rookie of the YearGary Busey playing a washed-up superstar pitcher is only slightly more believable than casting Roger Clemens as an FBI agent who's in hot pursuit of a gang of surfing bank robbers. It's a shame, too, because everything else about this film seemed utterly plausible; we really expect more from films whose credits include the words: �Directed by Daniel Stern.-The only way Busey could conceivably throw an MLB-quality pitch would be to snort the ball and then fire it back out one of his ravaged nostrils while cackling. If he used his left nostril, we're pretty sure he could strike out Ryan Howard every time.












Written 2010-08-25 15:00:00
by Sports Pickle

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Muppet Names

Written 2010-08-25 13:00:00
by CH Staff

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Would You Hit It?

Here's Brit Brit's rent-to-own boyfriend Jason Trawick taking his oiled up parts for a walk in Hawaii yesterday, and since we have him here we should answer the question you should always ask yourself whenever you see a legal piece with the kind of genitals you crave: WOULD YOU HIT IT?
You know, Jason is a strange one. Dude is like that one night trick you take home who takes off all his clothes for the first time and gives you a body you weren't expecting. You check your receipts to make sure you brought home the right bitch and everything. When I first saw pictures of Jason with his nipples out, I was a little surprised because I didn't expect him to be as ripped as Kirstie Alley's chonies after a fart (sorry).
It's like if Sam Trammell was about to start shooting a remake of The Machinist and we caught him halfway through his manorexic transformation. Or if you stopped Sam Merlotte right after he began shapeshifting into Benjamin Button. So yeah, I'd hit it.
You know Brit Brit gets all slobbery for his abs too. And not because they are all muscly and shit. No. If she pretends she's at the food court, they look like a Cinnabon six-pack before getting frosted. I'm not going to make two sexual frosting jokes in a row (see post below), so you'll have to do this one yourself.
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Quentin Tarantino To Get Roasted

If Samuel L. Jackson is half as much of a bad-ass at roasting as he is in his movies, then Quentin Tarantino is in a lot of trouble.
The Friars Club, who recently roasted David Hasselhoff, has announced that they will be roasting filmmaker Quentin Tarantino on October 1st. No mention yet about any kind of [...]LeBron James Jennifer Aniston Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant

MileyBird, So Over Liam & All Over New Co-Star!

Quick question: Do you have any idea who Douglas Booth is ?
Course you don't, just like you had no idea who Liam Hemsworth was or even Justin Gaston. And that is just how MileyBird likes it.
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Ryan Reynolds? green PSA

Check out the new PSA Ryan Reynolds filmed for the Natural Resources Defense Council. The actor soon appearing in The Green Lantern took the time to spread a green message.
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5 Videogames and Their TV Show Equivalents

Sonic and The Simpsons ruled the early 90's, and with good reason: Both were outstanding in their genres and featured title characters that became fixtures in pop culture. Unfortunately, neither franchise knows when to quit and has been milked to the point of almost destroying their legacies. Now Sonic's half werewolf and Moe is judging American Idol. WHY.Take a successful game or TV show with a loyal fan base, pick the fan's favorite character, and give him his own spin-off� a recipe for success! ...Or total failure. Dirge of Cerberus, a spin-off of the critical darling Final Fantasy VII, was released to mixed reviews. Joey, a spin-off of the long-running Friends, lasted only two seasons. With Friends and Final Fantasy followers as fanatical as they are, it's actually pretty impressive that both could be released to such lukewarm reception. So�good for them! I guess?












Written 2010-08-26 17:00:00
by Brian Murphy

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Heidi Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Off!

What an idiot — ha!
Heidi Montag is worried that her new nose is going to fall off so she's been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!
She explains:

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 26th!

via The Duty (Thanks Mike)
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Kardashians To Get The Key To Beverly Hills!

Seems appropriate!
The Kardashian-Jenner family will be receiving the Key to the City of Beverly Hills from Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad at the Taste of Beverly Hills wine and food festival on September 2.
Kris, Bruce, Kourtney, Kim, Rob, Kylie and Kendall will be there to accept while Khloe has a prior commitment.
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Celeb-rating Emmy weekend with charity

The stars are storming Beverly Hills this weekend to get their good on! The Reality Cares organization, which connects celebrities to charities, is hosting a slew of events over this Emmy Awards weekend. Word on the street: Jordin Sparks, Nick Cannon, The Buried Life boys, Kristin Chenoweth, AnnaLynne McCord, Brenda Song, and Paul Iacono all can?t stay away. That?s a whole lot of celeb-gone-goodness!
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Betty White Promotes Glee Community

Glee wishes they could get Betty White!
Check out our fave Golden Girl promoting her guest spot on the season premiere of Community! (above)
Will U be tuning in?

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Old School Jam Of The Day!

CLICK HERE to check it out!

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Surprise! People on the Internet Suck at Human Interaction

Written 2010-08-20 15:00:00
by Susanna Wolff
from Columbia University
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Sheryl Crow celebrates a grand opening

...of what, you ask? Partnering with the Pink Lotus Breast Center, breast cancer survivor and Grammy veteran Sheryl Crow has announced the grand opening of the Sheryl Crow Imaging Center, a facility with the latest advancements in screening and diagnostic technologies used in the prevention, detection, and treatment of breast cancer.
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Remember The Original Blue Power Ranger? He's Gay!

Shocking? Perhaps not, but what might be is how rough he had it back at Angel Grove High! We feel so bad for him!
Check out this interview with David Yost, the original Blue Power Ranger, that he did at Anime Festival Orlando 2010. (above)
He talks about being apart of the NOH8 campaign, the harassment he [...]Justine Henin Judd Apatow Kate Moss Patrick Dempsey

How To Crash An Orgy

Contrary to what you might think, the best way to crash a stranger's orgy is to walk right through the front door, armed with all the confidence of Jay Leno at an antique car show. If someone is standing in your way, dazzle him with one of the following lines as you smoothly brush past:"Did you see the march for civil rights outside?"“Don’t worry about me—this boner is just for show.”"Great googly-moogly! You haven't changed in twenty years!""Would you be a peach and fetch me a Sanka?""Just direct me to the game of ass-naked horseshoes, please.""This is the best day after surgery ever."---------- Once you make your way inside the orgy site, you're more than halfway home. The trick is to be affable and charming but also inconspicuous. There is still a chance you'll be approached and questioned by someone who doesn't recognize you. If so, you'll need to have some additional lines ready:"I hope you know you're talking to a tetherball champion."A classic bait-and-switch, this line gets other attendees who may inquire about your presence thinking, They have tetherball here? Or, in the case of confrontation by the host or hostess, they will simply think you are talking about some advanced sexual technique and be shamed into silence—perhaps even tears—by their unfathomable ignorance."I'm a friend of Big Russ. Who are you?"Count on it: at any swingers event, there will be an attendee nicknamed "Big Russ.""Wait a sec—I gotta wear a rubber?"If there's one thing that quickly diverts attention, it's putting people on the defensive. The beauty of this line is that no matter what answer you receive, you can react accordingly: relieved, bored, angry, baffled, bewildered, nauseated, catatonic, or drenched in sweat."Donna collapsed again. Have you seen her purse?"This is alarmist behavior, yes, but it's also very effective in a pinch.












Written 2010-08-24 17:00:00
by OBOJ

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Naomi Campbell forgot something

Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably [...]Jessica Biel Kyra Sedgwick Vanessa Hudgens Ken Olin

Fantasia Barrino Says She's Doing Better

Fantasia Barrino admits she tried to take her own life by overdosing on aspirin two weeks ago but she wants her fans to know she's doing better now. Ken Olin Paige Hurd Kelly Preston Jessica Simpson

Justin Bieber Tweets Enemy's Phone Number to 4.5m Followers

Saturday night, a tweet appeared then quickly vanished on teen heartthrob Justin Bieber's verified Twitter account: "everyone call me 248-XXX-XXXX :) or text." The number belonged to a teen in Detroit, and Justin apparently tweeted it out of revenge.Alex Rodriguez Jerry Seinfeld 50 Cent Kanye West

This One's For Chester

Giving Chester Cheetah his fapping material for the week (How do you think Velveeta sauce is made?), Brit Brit hit a beach in Hawaii yesterday wearing a delicious Cheetokini. Brit Brit's Coke can holder/boyfriend Sam Merlotte Extra Light escorted her since Daddy Spears opted to go to the nekkid beach instead.
Brit Brit's weave doesn't look like a plate of fried straw potatoes with crusty mushroom gravy on top, so I'm just going to auto-tune the hate and say she looks good! See, I can play nice (as I chew the tippity tips of my fingers off).
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Elvis as you?ve never seen him

It?s a strange fact that just as Elvis Presley fans in Britain hoped to see their hero perform here, but were repeatedly denied the chance, so most of them have never seen a hugely popular American biopic that covers the first half of his astonishing career.Michael Fassbender Anna Nicole Smith Nicholas Hoult Tommy Lee Jones

Elvis as you?ve never seen him

It?s a strange fact that just as Elvis Presley fans in Britain hoped to see their hero perform here, but were repeatedly denied the chance, so most of them have never seen a hugely popular American biopic that covers the first half of his astonishing career.Tina Fey Paula Deen Naomi Watts Angelina Jolie

The 50 Hottest Women Who've Appeared In Playboy (PICS)

Playboy doesn't have quite the cache anymore that it used to, but it's still a great barometer for female hotness, even today. With that in mind we're taking a look at our choices for the 50 hottest women to ever appear in Playboy throughout it's long and glorious history.Dale Earnhardt Jr. Bon Jovi Jennifer Lopez Ben Stiller

Open Post: Hosted By Hobie

Here's former hongray meth head Jeremy Jackson (better known as Hobie from Baywatch) flexing his bulge and giving a "Yes, I just dropped a roofie in your drink" smirk at a biathlon in Hawaii over the weekend. Jeremy was joined by Bachelor Jake (in the pictures below) who was sad to find out that a "biathlon" isn't an all you can eat poon and peen orgy. Poor Jake had to leave the lube and double-sided-dildos in the trunk of his rental car.
And even though Jeremy most likely suffers from a case of chronic meth dick, I still would. It takes a patient no-no, but meth dick can work for you. When it passes out mid-thrust, just slap it against your nalgas a few times to wake it up again. You might have to do this several times. Meth dick is like the Rusty of penises.
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Hot Pics: Britney Spears on Glee

Britney Spears is gleeking out about her upcoming role on Fox's musical hit Glee and she's sharing photos from the set with her fans!Bruce Willis Britney Spears Natalya Rudakova Timothy Dalton

Tila Tequila Attacked at Rowdy Concert | TMZ.com

TMZ has obtained incredibly gruesome photos of Tila Tequila -- taken after she claims she was victim of crowd violence at a concert in Illinois. According?Lorena Ochoa Jonas Brothers Howie Mandel Wolfgang Puck

Heidi Montags sex tape ?scandal? is a lie of course

You would think this would go without saying, but you can’t go around selling movies of people having sex without their consent. Sexually explicit pictures or video has to meet very strict laws. That’s why I can’t sell my documentary called, “My Neighbor Tans Topless”.
So when news broke that [...]Angelina Jolie Scarlett Johansson Pamela Anderson Kristen Stewart

Justin Bieber Gets Nailed By a Watrer Bottle

Justin Bieber stops a flying water bottle with his head.Sarah Jessica Parker Katherine Heigl Regis Philbin Tom Clancy

Parents Just Don't Understand: 8/18

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?" If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here! And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!Your parents' Starcraft.My dad, who does not use computers has been insisting that I teach him "the Craigslist" to sell stuff. So I taught him the digital camera, email, and actually posting to Craigslist. We get to the captcha and he gives up. Thanks for wasting 2 hours of my life.jake white from University of Mary-Hardin BaylorMy dad was filling out a form to sign up for an account on something. He wanted to know how to type his answers to the form in bold because it said "Items in bold are required."Katie Landry from Community College of Rhode IslandMy mom is new to Facebook. She confuses News Feed with Chat all the time. When I update my status, she thinks I am speaking directly to her. When other people comment on it, she gets angry because "they shouldn't be able to interrupt our conversation."Josef Morrissey from South AlabamaMy mum was recently looking to buy a new phone so I thought I'd show her some good phones on my laptop. I showed her the iPhone and said to her, "It's a touchscreen, is that okay?" She said yes and then started touching my laptop screen. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "You said it was touchscreen!" She still believes that I was just out to make her look stupid...Olivia Thorne from england (UK)My dad's still watching the 2010 Vancouver Olympics he taped on VHS.Andrew T from Tennessee












Written 2010-08-18 16:00:00
by Susanna Wolff
from Columbia University
48 likes







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Heidi Montag, Karissa Shanon made a lesbian sex tape

The Heidi Montag sex tape story would be a lot hotter if every person involved with it didn?t have a long and well documented history of attention whoring and/or making up fantastic stories to get themselves in the headlines.
We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once [...]Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant Phil Mickelson Madonna

Why Are There So Many Porn Ads on Britney's Facebook Page?

Britney Spears' official Facebook page, which has over four million fans, is rife with links to escort services.Maria Conchita Alonso Demi Moore Timothy Bottoms Ron Howard

Quote of the day: Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr has made headlines over the past week for the announcement of her pregnancy. Congrats on the happy news! Even when the Victoria?s Secret model began to make Mommy-and-me plans, she thought about going green too...
read moreAshley Tisdale Gordon Ramsay Jennifer Love Hewitt Lauren Conrad

Mike Tyson reflects on sex, drugs, spirituality

The wild and crazy life of Mike Tyson.Maria Conchita Alonso Demi Moore Timothy Bottoms Ron Howard

Elvis as you?ve never seen him

It?s a strange fact that just as Elvis Presley fans in Britain hoped to see their hero perform here, but were repeatedly denied the chance, so most of them have never seen a hugely popular American biopic that covers the first half of his astonishing career.Sandra Bullock Bruce Willis Britney Spears Natalya Rudakova

Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #62

Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form!Last summer I was dating a girl who had just gotten out of a long relationship. After 3 months of working tirelessly to try and get her over her ex and onto me she finally let me go down on her. A few weeks later she decided we had rushed things and wanted to cut it off. I've had several relationships over the course of the school year but none that lasted. This summer the girl has decided that she was in love with me the whole time and recently showed up at a party and took me upstairs to a bedroom. She no longer feels like we've ever rushed things and wants nothing more then to award 10 points to Gryffindor.-Mike T.One summer in High School my friend decided to throw a party for all of our friends. Two of my exes were still good friends of mine and they were of course invited. Well as the night went on everyone was playing truth or dare and making confessions. When It was one of my ex's turns, he admitted he had a confession about me. We hadn't dated in over a year so I told him it wouldn't bother me. His confession: he had cheated on me with a guy, the same guy I dated later on and was now my other ex sitting right there…my ex-boyfriends cheated on me with each other.-EmilyMy girlfriend and I stayed one weekend at her cousin's place, and slept in the tiny spare room which had an even smaller en-suite bathroom, complete with a sliding door and paper-thin walls. When we got into bed, she suddenly felt like she had diarrhea and needed to shit A.S.A.P. This has happened before, but with the other times, she just went home early and we didn't spend the night together. So she rushes to the crapper and seems to lose half her intestines into it for about 5 minutes. Meanwhile, I'm lying on the bed a few feet away, laughing my ass off knowing that I can pretty much fart as much as I like around her now and get away from it. Uber-gross experience, but so worth it...-James












Written 2010-08-19 16:00:00
by Jason
from University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign
64 likes







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Is Joan Holloway Due for a Win?

Christina Hendricks wielded two important instruments as Joan Holloway during season three of Mad Men: command of her startling B-plot, and a big breakable vase. Will her smashing performance put her in serious contention for an Emmy triumph?LeBron James Jennifer Aniston Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant

Elvis as you?ve never seen him

It?s a strange fact that just as Elvis Presley fans in Britain hoped to see their hero perform here, but were repeatedly denied the chance, so most of them have never seen a hugely popular American biopic that covers the first half of his astonishing career.Jurnee Smollett Ryan Reynolds Shirley MacLaine Nicole Kidman

Betty White Rules The Schmemmys

The Creative Arts Emmys (or the Schmemmys as Kathy Griffin has officially dubbed them) is the Emmys' grown step sister who still sits at the children's table even though her ass cheeks don't fit on the tiny stool anymore. Well, she temporarily got up from the children's table last night for her big moment in the spotlight. And she didn't disappoint, because she did the right thing by honoring international treasure Betty White for her triumphant performance on Saturday Night Live!
Unfortunately, Betty wasn't there to accept her award, because the show cut into her nap time and nothing is more important than nap time. No, Betty didn't go because she gets tired of people throwing themselves at her feet and handing over their babies (or trophies) for her to bless.
Surprisingly enough, Betty didn't win every award last night. Illegal, I know. Others won too. Here's just some of the winners (full list here):
Best Guest Actress in a Comedy: Betty White, "Saturday Night Live"
Best Choreography: Mia Michaels, "So You Think You Can Dance"
Best Voiceover Performance: Anne Hathaway, "The Simpsons"
Best Main Titles Design: "Bored to Death"
Best Main Title Theme Music: "Nurse Jackie"
Best Guest Actor in a Drama Series: John Lithgow, "Dexter" (he accidentally thanked HBO instead of Showtime!)
Best Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Neil Patrick Harris, "Glee"
Best Variety Writing: "Colbert Report"
Best Commercial: "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like ? Old Spice Body Wash"
Best Reality Program: "Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution"
Best Reality Host: Jeff Probst, "Survivor"
Best Guest Actress in a Drama Series: Ann-Margret, "Law & Order: SVU" (she receives the only standing ovation of the night)
And here's some pictures of the winners including: Neil Patrick Harris double fisting, Ann-Margaret, John Lithgow, Gaycrest, Isaiah Mustafa (with Jon Hamm), and Jeff Probst with his girlfriend Sheetal Sheth.
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Friday morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - has confirmed the rumor that she’s pregnant. (popeater)
* don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh *
WYCLEF JEAN - is not on the list of candidates for Haitis presidential election, perhaps because he did not meet residency requirements (he was born in Haiti but left when he was 9 and grew up [...]Maria Sharapova Ryan Seacrest Gwen Stefani Daniel Radcliffe

Quddus and Tiffany create Habitats

Cambio Connect's host Quddus and Tiffany Thornton from Disney Channel's "Sonny With A Chance" don't need alternative spring breaks to build houses. The two helped construct for Habitat for Humanity in their local area.
read moreJames McAvoy Josh Hutcherson Jessica Biel Kyra Sedgwick

Jon Stewart dated Jennifer Aniston: He relives their date

Jon joked that the fine-dining loving actress ?brought so many? of her friends to their ?date,? which Jen recalls was not exactly a full-fledged ?date.? Jen remembers that Jon?s invite was more along the lines of ?Hey, a group of us are going out, do you want to join??Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant Phil Mickelson Madonna

Jesse James makes over $100,000 selling his stuff on eBay

As Jesse James moves on with his life following his split with Sandra Bullock, he has unloaded a good amount of excess clutter- to the tune of $118,088.95!Celine Dion Dr. Phil McGraw Tom Cruise Jay Leno

Jolie will visit Pakistan

Usual do-gooder Angelina Jolie recently stated that she was ready to travel to Pakistan in order to help the more than 20 million people affected by the flooding that began on July 22nd, and that it was vital for others to come together and be involved. With the death toll reaching up to 1,600, Jolie hopes to provide financial support as well as physical aid.
read morePenélope Cruz Adrien Brody M. Night Shyamalan Marisa Tomei

Even Ad Buyers Are Sick Of American Idol

We don't blame 'em!
According to a survey, ad buyers were asked various questions about the upcoming season of American Idol, including who their favorite judge is and how many seasons they think the singing competition has.
Most of the participants said that Simon Cowell was their favorite judge and that they believe this next season should [...]Cameron Diaz David Letterman LeBron James Jennifer Aniston

Birthday Sluts

Kenny Rogers (72)
RJ Mitte (18)
Hayden Panettiere (21)
Paris Bennett (22)
Usain Bolt (24)
Brody Jenner (27)
Chantelle Houghton (27)
Kelis (31)
Kimberly Stewart (31)
Alicia Witt (35)
Amy Fisher (36)
Carrie-Ann Moss (43)
Jeff Stryker (48)
Kim Cattrall (54)
Loretta Devine (61)
Patty McCormack (65)
Peter Weir (66)
Jackie DeShannon (66)
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Bill Cosby wants in on the New Digg

Comedian Bill Cosby of New Coke and Jello Pudding Pop endorsing fame is totally excited for the new Digg 4, so much so that he can't wait a few of weeks for its upcoming launch and needs an alpha invite like NOW. Cosby, who has been in the news recently for some interesting opinions on race, also could use the Digg founder's help with his new app.Paula Deen Naomi Watts Angelina Jolie Scarlett Johansson

Karissa Shannon looks comfortable

Karissa Shannon and her actor/drug dealer boyfriend Sam Jones III were at the pool at Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and if you look carefully you can see Karissas ass.
(image source = pacific coast news)
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15 Beautiful Asian Models You've Probably Never Heard Of

Asian models are tough to ignore, with all their leggy poses and arresting angles, but are you familiar with them by name? We?ve combed lists for some of our favorites, from the veterans to the newbies, and grabbed their best pics. Cupid lips, sleek-as-a-curtain hair, and high-fashion frames are a designer?s dream. Are they your dream, too?Annika Sorenstam Ashley Tisdale Gordon Ramsay Jennifer Love Hewitt

Pwn My Life: Issue #21

Submitted anonymouslyEver had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Dorkly.com, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.I made myself throw up twice at work the day after Starcraft II came out so I could go home and play. -JuliannaWhile watching the movie "Get Smart," I paused the movie about 30 minutes in to calculate if the skydiving scene was realistic. I converted the plane's cruising height to the appropriate unit, found out how long it would take them to hit the ground, and varied for deceleration due to a brief parachute deployment. All in all the scene is plausible, but unlikely. I had to calculate everything twice because I forgot to vary for terminal velocity the first time.-MarkI've noticed that whenever I drive a ball in Tiger Woods my butthole clenches up as if i'm actually hitting the ball. -JeffI'm getting married in a few weeks and I managed to convince my bride-to-be to make our first dance as husband and wife the Mario Kart Love Song. -Josh












Written 2010-08-17 16:00:00
by Kevin Corrigan
from Rowan University
45 likes







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Why Are There So Many Porn Ads on Britney's Facebook Page?

Britney Spears' official Facebook page, which has over four million fans, is rife with links to escort services.Cameron Diaz David Letterman LeBron James Jennifer Aniston

First Look! Epic Mickey Video Game!

Here you go, Disney nerds!
Feast your eyes upon this brand new trailer for the the latest video game to come out of the House of Mouse, featuring the big cheese himself - Mickey!
Ch-ch-check it out! (above)
P.S. - Don't act like just because you are an adult means you aren't going to love every second of [...]Mara Wilson Jackson Rathbone Penélope Cruz Adrien Brody

15 Beautiful Asian Models You've Probably Never Heard Of

Asian models are tough to ignore, with all their leggy poses and arresting angles, but are you familiar with them by name? We?ve combed lists for some of our favorites, from the veterans to the newbies, and grabbed their best pics. Cupid lips, sleek-as-a-curtain hair, and high-fashion frames are a designer?s dream. Are they your dream, too?Dale Earnhardt Jr. Bon Jovi Jennifer Lopez Ben Stiller

Michael Bay Remakes Classic Movies

Written 2010-08-17 18:00:00
by Lev Novak
from Tufts University
635 likes







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The 7 Stages in the Life Cycle of Apple Earbuds

Written 2010-08-19 18:00:00
by Susanna Wolff
from Columbia University
722 likes







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Indiana Jones 5 is on the way. For some reason.

Oh holy shit are we really doing this. JoBlo says…
Star Shia LaBeouf says they’ve already got a storyline mapped out for the potential project.
Says LaBeouf, “I got called into Steven?s office and he pitched a little bit to me and it sounds crazy, it sounds really cool.?
LaBeouf refused to elaborate on what [...]Demi Moore Timothy Bottoms Ron Howard Kim Cattrall

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr to Be Parents

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11 Bafflingly Strange Celebrity Endorsement Deals

Oddest Celebrity Endorsement Deals That Make Us Go 'Huh'? What's so wrong about O.J. Simpson promoting car rentals? Well, everything... Read on for more celeb endorsements that make no sense at all.Ashley Tisdale Gordon Ramsay Jennifer Love Hewitt Lauren Conrad

Open Post: Hosted By Drew Barrymore's Drunk Ass

You know when the sweet nectar in your system turns from an upper into a downer and all you want to do is slip on your Snuggie Burqua and let the sound of bedtime porn lull you into a drunk coma? Well, here's Drew Barrymore demonstrating that moment for you in London this morning. Or maybe Drew is completely sober and this is just her impersonation of Mischa Barton. A+++ if that's the case.
And if you don't know what a Snuggie Burqua is, this mess of a commercial below will explain it all for you.




You can also tie it around your waist and use it as an easy access apron!
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Karissa Shannon looks comfortable

Karissa Shannon and her actor/drug dealer boyfriend Sam Jones III were at the pool at Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and if you look carefully you can see Karissas ass.
(image source = pacific coast news)
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RHODC's Michaele Salahi Ex-Assistant Tells All!

Don't believe everything you see on TV. Michaele Salahi and her husband Tareq are living a life that's nowhere near as fabulous as depicted on The Real Housewives of D.C., Michaele's former assistant tells Star. Ryan Reynolds Shirley MacLaine Nicole Kidman Laura Dern

Jennifer Aniston Calls Salon Scam "Terrible"

Jennifer Aniston says she sensed something was wrong and stopped going to the Chez Gabriela Studio salon five years before the owner, Maria Gabriela Perez, was arrested on fraud charges.Jessica Biel Kyra Sedgwick Vanessa Hudgens Ken Olin

.....The Hell?

The nickname Vadge is temporarily on hiatus, because lately Madge has been keeping her crotch tomb of souls covered with layers upon layers of clothes found in the Salvation Army donation bin. Seriously, there's Baby Jesus airing his armpits out in London while Madge is bundled up like she's got the old people chills. And she's wearing pajama bottoms!
Bitch looks like the crazy lady down the street who feeds the alley cats frozen fish sticks and keeps her porch light on at Halloween even though not one kid dares knocks on her front door. On the other side, those corn rows make Baby Jesus look like a street hustler who shakes his ass in a jock strap at an after hours Latino gay club.
These two are getting weirder and weirder by the second. I like where this mess is going.
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Britney Spears is filming ?Glee? today

I?ve never seen ‘Glee’, but I still come on here and say it sucks, and the last time I did that, the producer/co-creator wrote me an email and basically told me to go fuck myself (screencap). To be honest that makes me think the show is probably better than I assumed.
Point [...]Judd Apatow Kate Moss Patrick Dempsey Charlie Sheen

Mel Gibson Fighting Back Against Abuse Allegations

Mel Gibson has hired private investigators who have visited key witnesses in an attempt to discredit his former love Oksana Grigorieva, who's now accusing him of battering her.Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant Phil Mickelson Madonna

Mulan Probably Should Have Seen This Coming

He is clearly a man. Notice how he's ovulating, except in a manly way.Li Shang: Chi-Fu, my most trusted advisor, I must speak to you about an urgent matter.Chi-Fu: What’s going on? Strategy for tomorrow’s battle?Li Shang: Uh, no. I think...I think I’m going totally gay for that new male soldier, Ping.Chi-Fu: Whoa - this is Pre-Industrialization China. Is “gay” even a thing?Li Shang: Well, it is now! I keep finding myself strangely attracted to Ping - who is definitely a guy, as he speaks in that weird, effeminate low-voice of his and squats when he pees.Chi-Fu: What do you want me to tell you? I’m pretty sure that’s not something we’re comfortable with in this era. Also Ping - who that little sassy African-American dragon keeps calling “Mulan” for some reason - would probably be totally weirded out if you told him.Li Shang: It’s so frustrating. I’m trying to figure out if Ping feels the same way, but he’s hard to read. Men are notoriously difficult to understand.Chi-Fu: Yeah, for a week every month he seems to get really moody and easily upset. Also his crotch gets all bloody for some inexplicable and probably masculine reason.Li Shang: That’s what I’m talking about! And you should have heard what he said after I sang that song, “I’ll Make a Man Out of You.”Chi-Fu: What’d he say?












Written 2010-08-17 17:00:00
by Andrew Bridgman
from Purdue University
41 likes







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Conversations that Led Up to the Invention of Facebook

 Mark: Hey, do you know anything about that cute girl from the bar?Chris: Not really, all I know is she’s friends with Jared.Mark: Ah! I wish I could use that knowledge to learn more about her and see pictures of her and her friends!Chris: You could ask Jared, I guess.Mark: Well I don’t really want to make it public that I’m trying to find out about her.________________________________ Chris: Whoa, have you been at your computer all day? Didn’t you have classes to go to?Mark: Yeah, I did. I’m so sick of this. I spent all day trying to get information on that girl from my econ class. I looked at her AIM profile to get her favorite quotes; Googled her and got some high school field hockey stats; looked through her Webshots page to see the kind of crowd she hangs out with —cuties, by the way—and I searched the university’s clubs website to see if she registered with any. Man, all this research took forever! My life would be so much easier if there was one website that had all her information complied in an easy to read format!________________________________ Chris: Hey, what’s up?Mark: I was thinking, there should be a way for me to alert everyone I’ve ever known when a good picture of me is taken.












Written 2010-08-16 17:00:00
by Clara Morris

87 likes







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15 Beautiful Asian Models You've Probably Never Heard Of

Asian models are tough to ignore, with all their leggy poses and arresting angles, but are you familiar with them by name? We?ve combed lists for some of our favorites, from the veterans to the newbies, and grabbed their best pics. Cupid lips, sleek-as-a-curtain hair, and high-fashion frames are a designer?s dream. Are they your dream, too?Anna Paquin Will Ferrell Leonardo DiCaprio James Franco

Britney Spears is filming ?Glee? today

I?ve never seen ‘Glee’, but I still come on here and say it sucks, and the last time I did that, the producer/co-creator wrote me an email and basically told me to go fuck myself (screencap). To be honest that makes me think the show is probably better than I assumed.
Point [...]Mark Harmon Lisa Rinna Sterling Knight Jet Li

It's Time for Lady Gaga to Go Away

The onslaught of Lady Gaga has been fast and ubiquitous, and her Vanity Fair cover has the publicity machine working overtime. We love you, Gaga, but if you want to keep the love alive, you need to take a break.Ben Affleck Tim Matheson Brian Austin Green Wesley Snipes

Open Post: Hosted By Tomasz Schafernaker

Speaking of flipping a bitch off, here's a short clip of BBC Weatherdude Tomasz Schafernaker throwing a jokey "fuck you, bitch" at one of the news anchors for making fun of his ass. The star moment of this shit isn't Tomasz correctly utilizing his middle finger, it's the two-second freakout he does when he realizes he was just caught on camera. Bitch tries to eat the evidence (aka his middle finger) while his eye balls bulge out like STAINS on bunk meth.
But Tomasz (the z is for zesty) has no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed. Giving a trick the middle finger is as natural as calling someone a "cunt." It's behavior that should be rewarded! Seriously, the BBC producers need to drop a raise in his lap.
And just because, here's Tomasz with his nipples out on the cover of a magazine:

Is it just my imagination or is Tomasz's crotch flipping us off (wink wink) in that picture? Yes, I know the answer is a giant "YES" but just let me believe!
via Best Week Ever
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Ashley Greene and Kelly Ripa use fashion to fight cancer

While some people prefer to soak up the sun on the sandy beaches, Twilight star Ashley Greene and television personality Kelly Ripa did something slightly different in the Hamptons. The two hosted the 13th Annual Super Saturday event to benefit the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund(OCRF).
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50 Positively Famous Female Role Models

Famous people don't have a responsibility to be role models, but that doesn't mean they can't be! So here they are, in no particular order... 50 fabulous women that are famous and admirable!Brian Austin Green Wesley Snipes Sandra Bullock Bruce Willis

Middle-School Megan Fox [Pic]

Can you pick Megan Fox out of a seventh-grade yearbook lineup?Tisha Campbell Jennifer Holland Ben Affleck Tim Matheson

When celebrities get hit in the face: A video essay

Yesterday, girls around the world were distraught to see their precious Justin Bieber get walloped in the face by a water bottle. And while Justin miraculously recovered there have been other celebrities who have not fared as well.Keira Knightley Jerry Bruckheimer Nicolas Cage Spice Girls