Ears: Ok, everyone, that’s the alarm. Time to get up.Brain: …urg.Ears: Oh, shut up brain. What are you complaining about? I’m the one who has to listen to freakin’ Michael Bublé first thing every morning.Brain: …blurg.Ears: I swear, if it gets to the chorus and I’m the only one awake for it again, you’re all going to have an ear infection to deal with in about three days.Brain: Ok, ok, I’m up. Look, sorry about Michael Bublé. He just really likes “Haven’t Met You Yet,” and this is the only time he can listen to it without anyone else knowing.Penis: But what if some girl sleeps over?Stomach: Seriously? Have you seen me lately?Penis: *Sigh* Yeah, I have…damn it.Brain: Come on, guys, figuring out how to get someone to spend the night here is a problem for four in the morning, not seven in the morning. Let’s focus on getting the eyes open right now.Eyes: No.Ears: Come on, eyes, we’re almost at the second verse already. Let’s get going.Eyes: It’s still dark out. It’s illegal to be awake when it’s still dark out.Brain: Eyes, we go through this every morning. You only think it’s still dark out because you’re closed. If you just open, you’ll realize the sun’s up.Eyes: …No. I’m pretty sure you’re lying this time.Brain: OH MY GOD IT’S A HOT GIRL! HOT GIRL IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW!
Written 2010-08-31 17:00:00
by Van Small
from Dickinson College
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