Frank Miller Makes History Awesome

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Written 2010-09-24 16:00:00
by Caldwell Tanner
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damn you Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian went to Nobu over the weekend with her giant sister Khloe (image not available) and some friends. In other words, no boyfriend. When she was dating Reggie Bush of the Saints, he won the Superbowl. Then they ended it and last week he broke his leg. After that [...]Charlize Theron Collette Wolfe Michael Fassbender Anna Nicole Smith

Katy Perry is a really good actress

Katy Perry was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and she was in a sketch about who the hell knows (video under the cut). If their plan was to create the worlds most popular .gif, mission accomplished.


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The Great Mount Everest Challenge [Comic]

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"That's Hot" Belongs To Wonky

The next time one of Parasite Hilton's victims puts his tongue one of her crotch craters and screams "That's HOT!", she can slip a lawsuit in between his ass cheeks because she owns that phrase.
In 2007, Wonky and her team of lawyers sued Hallmark for using her trademark phrase and likeness on the stupid card above. Hallmark argued that the card is parody so it's protected by fair-use laws. The case went all the way Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals who ruled in favor of Wonks. They then sent the case back to a lower court and a trial was supposed to start in December. But that's not going to happen, because E! News reports that Hallmark has settled with Wonks for an undisclosed amount of cash.
More money for coke gum! Or for fluffy purse dogs who will eventually be banished to the basement closet to feed on wall mold and paint chips. :(
Wonks and "fair use" go together like vodka and my froat, but Hallmark is still in the wrong for using that nasty whore's face to make money without permission. It really hurts to admit that. I already have hate for Hallmark for mating with Satan to birth the minions of pure evil known as hoops&yoyo. But now I really hate HATE hate Hallmark for making me side with Wonky. No amount of talking cat birthday cards can cure that pain.
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Miss Piggy's Six Sexiest Outfits (PICS)

Why oh why is Sesame Street banning Katy Perry?s breasts? The resident diva Miss Piggy, has worn FAR more revealing outfits in her 36 years on the show than the California gurl sported in her new video with Elmo. Yet Katy Perry?s video has been dumped from airing on PBS.Shirley MacLaine Nicole Kidman Laura Dern Djimon Hounsou

Top 10 Eurotrash Bands

If you?re fortunate enough to visit some of Europe?s finest cities, ?eurotrash? music (or ?europop? and ?eurodance?)Stacey Dash Selena Gomez Maria Canals Salma Hayek

Roundup of the Best Celebrity Quotes about Money

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be rich and famous? Here are a few famous people taking about being rich--these celeb quotes are pretty funny, too.Tim Matheson Brian Austin Green Wesley Snipes Sandra Bullock

Zachary Quinto In Angels In America

Zachary Quinto is currently playing Louis Ironson in Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes at the Signature Theater in New York and he looks fantastic!!
CLICK HERE to see more pHOtos of Zachary Quinto and cast!!
CLICK HERE to see more pHOtos of Zachary Quinto and cast!!
CLICK HERE to see more pHOtos of Zachary [...]Shirley MacLaine Nicole Kidman Laura Dern Djimon Hounsou

Mimi Goes Down In Singapore

While performing at the F1 Singapore Grand Prix, Mimi slipped on stage and gracefully floated to the floor like a true melodramatic diva. Seriously, it looks like the whispers of a zillion butterflies, the wings of a dozen imaginary angels and the rays of a rainbow softly guided her to the floor. That is serious dramatic theatrics right there. When Mimi falls, she always imagines that there's a pink velvet settee just waiting to catch her.
Then Mimi's dancer hiked up their weight lifting belts, said a silent prayer that their chiropractor can fit them in the next day and pulled her probably pregnant ass off the floor. The best part is when Mimi calls her assistant out to get her heels off so she doesn't give her Hello Fetus a case of vertigo by free falling again. Ha. If Margo Channing was based on a Lisa Frank drawing, she'd be just like Mimi.
There's more clips of Mimi's performance at ONTD.
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'Human Centipede 2' Trailer Slithers Online

'The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)' will steer away from any "realism" (the original was touted as being 100 percent medically accurate) and instead promises to be "pretty nasty"Laura Dern Djimon Hounsou Maria Conchita Alonso Demi Moore

Kim Kardashian At Octoberfest (PICS)

Can it get any better than Kim K at Octoberfest?Joseph Gordon-Levitt Ashley Greene Charlize Theron Collette Wolfe

When Celebrities Delete Their Twitter Accounts

You have to be really careful with sites like twitter these days. With thousands of people watching everything you say, it may be risky to keep it too real. Check out our list of famous folk who crumbled under the social networking pressure.Naomi Watts Angelina Jolie Scarlett Johansson Pamela Anderson

Lindsay "Totally Shocked" She's Back in Jail

When Lindsay Lohan walked into court this morning, the last thing she was expecting was to be sent back to jail! "Lindsay was totally shocked. She really thought she was going to get to post bail immediately," a close friend of Lindsay's tells Star.Maria Sharapova Ryan Seacrest Gwen Stefani Daniel Radcliffe

10 High Schools with Better Team Names Than Your High School's

Written 2010-09-23 17:00:00
by Sports Pickle
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Pwn My Life: Issue #30

I own the special-edition Pikachu N64. -AndrewEver had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Dorkly.com, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.In between 6th and 7th grade I built two decks of Pokemon cards. Then I spent most of the summer dueling myself on a playmat in my room by myself.-AnonymousI'm getting married next week. I had my bride-to-be's ring made out of palladium instead of gold or silver, because that's what Iron Man's core is made from. -MoeMy professor was using superheroes to illustrate a point in class and referred to Thor as having "radioactive powers." I was so mad that I walked out.-Anonymousi just had a fight with my girlfriend because she was playing MW2 with other guys. I felt cheated on.-John












Written 2010-09-21 16:00:00
by Kevin Corrigan
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If Classic Children's Books Were About Sports

Written 2010-09-21 17:00:00
by Sports Pickle
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?Goodfellas? TV Show? Yes, please!

The Television Gods are working on a small screen adaptation of Martin Scorsese?s Mafia movie classic, Goodfellas.

In a move snatched straight from a Sopranos fan?s dreams, The Web World went abuzz Thursday with reports that the real-life story of Mob Rat Henry Hill?s 25 year courtship with the Lucchese Crime Family may be getting a new lease on life just in time for the 20th anniversary of the film?s release.Bruce Willis Britney Spears Natalya Rudakova Timothy Dalton

Sketchy Craigslist Ads Posted After They Got Rid of the Erotic Services Section

Written 2010-09-23 12:00:00
by David Siegel
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oh this looks comfortable

The last two days have been filled with reports detailing an alleged affair between Ashton Kutcher and a girl named Britney Jones, but to maybe take some of the heat off, today Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore made an appearance in New York to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child [...]Beyonce Knowles David Beckham Johnny Depp Jay-Z